May 5th

Waste of a Day

No Pain no Gain.

Thats what ‘They’ say, But Dodo and pretty much everyone he knows thinks ‘They’ tend to lie a bit.Dodo’s mother went though an awful lot of pain (from conception to birth!) to give us Dodo..lots of pain and clearly very little gain!

Dodo has tried chasing food several times, he finds it very painful, and its even painful to watch, and all for very little gain, just one fat and steaming out of breath rat!

Dead Vole would also like to point out he now has no pain after being sat on and crushed to death by Dodo, he has received no gain (though Dodo’s ‘friendship’ could be described as a pain!) but he cannot as he is still dead, which is a pain!

Today is dedicated to St Nettle. She is also the patron of Pins and needles, paper cuts and the pain you get after eating too much potato!