The Blurb!

PANIC

Has five letters, but Dodo only has four.

(Dead Vole has eight, but no one listens to him, and he is dead)

It is just after once upon a time and the Pied Piper has left the town of Hamlyn. That should have been the end of it, but there is more, for the Piper lied or just didn’t look very hard! In the town graveyard their lives the last rat, Dodo, and he is very fat and very stupid. Follow his adventures and meet several other creatures, though not all of them are as fat of stupid.

With a cast of loads and several pounds spent on sets, this is an absolute must read if you have no choice or are campaigning for trepanning to be included as an Olympic sport!

What some other people said about The (Unreal) Adventures of Dodo the Rat (and friends);

“Please leave me alone, but could you pass me the peanuts before you go?” Toast. The Paupers Head.

“The author has certainly used a lot of words, some of them are even quite nice.I especially liked every fourth.” Herr Von Cuckoo.Presumed lost.

“Really enjoyed the intermission and felt i had really earned my Choc Ice, not sure about the other sticky thing.Closing my eyes helped.”Miss H.Roberts. Kernow

“Dodo and his friends have changed my life forever…please make it stop!” Anon.