April 29th

Today is unavailable for viewing due to blockade set up by Parchment Turtles, they read on the bookspine (its like a grape vine but without the fruit or singing!) that a family of Calender Mice were traveling through there and hoped to catch them. They had even tried to lay some banana peel on the bottom of the page to trip them up, unfortunately they couldn’t get hold of any so tried to use soome Aphid peel from yesterday.

The Plan will probably fail but we will leave then too it.Please try again tomorrow and mind the Aphid peel on the way out.

April 25th

Don’t Stare Day

On this day tell unwanted friends the Truth.

Unfortunately the rest of the day was tunneled through by a small band of Calender mice who went by the name of the Pale Four, mainly because they could not count to seven and calling themselves the Pale Some was a bit silly.The tunnel was later widened right up to the middle of breakfast and just after you have had your warm malted drink by pursuing Parchment Turtles.

The Turtles were eventually thrown of the scent by their own smell (turtle wax and Gin!) and the tunnel taking a split into the dark bit of tomorrow morning and the other fork doubling back to catch the start of breakfast.

April 10th

Dead Leg Day

Dodo once found a spare leg….

Unfortunately the rest of the day has been destroyed in a pitched battle between Calender Mice and parchment Turtles, I say pitched battle just to get your attention, actually two sleepy mice (Brindle Bluepipe and Posey Bigtoe.No relation) were taken by surprise by two parchment turtles (Gothic Turtle and Cursive Turtle) who had hidden behind the date and surprised them! Both Calender mice barely got away with a packed lunch and the Turtles were forced to settle for the rest of the day and a bit of tomorrow just before breakfast.

April 8th

Loose Skin Day

Dodo and Flappy often have loose skin competitions, Flappy usually has the advantage, having so much spare skin under his armpits (wings, he calls, them much to the disgust of Ogd!) but Dodo usually ends up winning by the amount of stuff he keeps in his.Spare food left to mature under his chins, interesting fungus and rare spores in numerous pockets and slippets of skin and extra folds beneath his matted fur.White his bottom was even home to Dead Vole on several occasions, though Dead Vole doesn’t like to talk about it ( and would be grateful he was dead at the time if it wasn’t for the facrt he is still dead!)

Discussions about warmer skin bits and other hidden folds were luckily eaten  by a desperate Calender Mouse, though he complained of a bad taste in his mouth which eventually drove him mad, eventually serving himself up to a parchment turtle as the only way out!
The turtle has also sought medical assistance and recently dined out on a Grays Anatomy which almost helped.

April 1st

Eat a Colour Day

On this day pick a colour a eat only things (edible or not, your choice!) that are that colour. Dodo reccomends the colour green and red, he cannot remember much about yellow and is looking foward to tartan (plot 233/21 just buried!)

The rest of the page has been eaten by Parchment Turtles, they prefer to eat Calender mice but as they move so slow they usually miss them and have to settle for the bottom of the page (one of the few things that cannot get away fast enough!)