April 2nd

Wet and Shiny Day

All that glitters is not gold, sometimes its a nice juicy eyeball or a bit of snot.Be careful when acquiring other peoples wet and shiny stuff, especially if it still attached!

Today is dedicated to St Holly the Orange, who is also the patron of unnecessary facial hair, fat oranges (those kidnapped and force fed donuts in a cruel trick to health junkies) and the sound of curiosity.

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