March 11th

Blue Turtle Day

Dodo used to have a pet turtle when he was a little ratling. It wasn’t always blue, but was after Dodo hugged it.

Dodo used to feed it bits of granite he found as he thought it was made of stone, and more stone would help it grow.It didn’t.

The other rats didn’t interfere as it taught Dodo a valuable lesson, everything he touches he ruins.

Dead Blue turtle refused to comment on the whole experience.

Today is dedicated to St Letitia, who is also the patron of the last slice of cheese cake and making things up at short notice.

March 2nd

Dreams of Cheese cake Day.

Dodo has never had cheese cake, but he once found a picture of some and ate that and the paper was quite rich (that might have been the stuff it was floating in!).Dodo dreams of cheese cake, in his dreams the cake runs very slowly and he almost always catches it.

The lesson here?

All that glitter is gold if you are stupid

or

Paper is edible if you are stupid

or

In nine out of ten dreams, Cheese cake’s are faster than rats…who are stupid

Ironically a cheese cake was recently voted Mr Popular in a poll conducted amongst Hamlyn’s mentally questionable and stupid.