The Curious incident of the rat and the wall
Humpty Dodo sat on a wall
(One brick up, three days to crawl!)
Dumpty Dodo had a great fall
(He didn’t look pretty, so no change at all!)
And all the Kings horses and all the Kings men
(Well, Dead Vole, Ogd and a hypnotized hen!)
Utterly failed to notice.
Please note:
‘Humpty’ – Derived from the medieval slang expletive. ie ‘Humbelivably stupid’
‘Dumpty’ – a condition caused by eating too much.
