Flappys Birth Day
Today is Flappy’s birthday, before Dodo met Flappy it was called Itchy Wrinkled Bit Day and usually involved Dodo, a stick and resulted in one rat with a look of pain and pleasure on his face!
Instead today is now spent dancing round flappy singing while he tries to look happy and stop his ears bleeding.Instead of party poppers, snails are heated up and thrown about (usually at Flappy as it is his day!) and with the bit of the graveyard being decorated with inflated toads hung by their tongues, sort of like balloons but upside down and a bit more struggley and moist!
As an extra treat Dodo and Ogd herded in all the slugs they could find (Flappy had been raised by slugs), Flappy was very emotional and couldn’t eat them all.
Dead Vole wasn’t invited to the party because he hadn’t help blow up the toads, but he didn’t say he was bothered.
